Monday, January 29, 2007
RE: Food "poisoning"?
ATT: All Dunearnites
Hehe... Siao liao... Today J, A& C went to the foodcourt at Blkk 324 along St33. WTF! First, i ordered mineral water. Guess how much it cost? Fking SGD 1.20.... Trying to do a daylight robbery on poor students eh... Then Alan ordered 'ban mian' and guess wad. it looks like plain soup lah. Making matters worse, the display pic on the stall looks appetising, and when served, can be regarded as 判落两人.... ZZzz. Next J & C decided to order food, after much consideration, C decided on Fried Kway Tiao and i decided on Lor mee.... Soon the food come. As expected... Again the looks dissapoint us. My lor mee is like so blend and the fried kway tiao is according to chris, "like a stone" and in my opinion is, "chewy" and a bit of " chao dar".... Then as i wa eating, Alan offered us some of his ban mian, as i chewed, i bit on something hard. When i spit it out, i realize it looks familiar. i looks like a nail of a human after it had been clipped. YUCKS!!!!!! It's the most fucking disgusting thing i ever put in my mouth, a stranger's nail.... Problems dun end here. Next, i tasted mama lemon in my mouth. i thought it was just an illusion. then i put another piece of fishcake, and i came to realize tat it was the fishcake that have the taste of mama lemon!!! WTF! First nail. Then MAMA LEMON! Next is wat? Chris started complaining bout his cockles. He say it taste sux. Then he sort of squeeze the cockles wif his spoon. Yucks! A pus like liquid flowed out. Gosh.... It adds on to my disgust.... After tat, Alan went back to sch for photography, then me and Chris went on home. My fear had been realised... I started to have stomachache on the ride home. zzzz... Thank god i reached home in time b4 my bowels exploded... (darn i so lazy to type...) and... end of story.
Moral of the long winded, uninteresting and somehow gross, is : if possible avoid eating at the coffeshop. 后果不堪设想。。。。 Thank you for bearing wif me and reading this post.
Love
Julius.........
5:21 AM
